The Rules Real Soldiers Will Serve Under

I've got a cure for idiots in the service...You know the ones who commit atrocities like killing innocent civilians, rapes, torture, animal cruelty, and just generally uncivilized behavior embarrassing and damaging to the reputation of the United States? Yeah, those assholes...If any soldier under the command of someone commits an atrocity or hurts the reputation of the united states, we decimate the commanding officer...If we did that, you'd see the scum in the military cleaned up in no time. And just so you don't think I'm just talking, I'd be willing to command and serve under those rules and ONLY those rules! Anyone who wouldn't is of inferior character, inferior strength, a coward, un-trust worthy and unworthy of military service.